It was a fun, pre-halving week. Coinbase analyst said that we shouldn’t count on banks to invest in crypto, and options traders appear to be skeptical about current ETH price. Business giants join a new consortium to help firms ‘manage digital assets’, Blockstream updated their BTC satelite network, and supply chain professionals are keen on blockchain technology. Bittrex will launch its own token in June, while BTCSHORT launched on Ethereum network. Meanwhile, the Cryptoverse had a question for the new Bitcoin star Paul Tudor Jones, while Tron and Justin Sun became a centre of a scandal.
As Petro went offline for maintanance, and registration fees forced BitKassa out of business, European money printer goes brrr program ran into a problem, and Telegram seems to be cutting all ties with the American investors. However, Europe’s biggest nuclear station might give electricity to BTC miners. Meanwhile, BTC had another mainstream moment, and PewDiePie left DLive for YouTube. We compared BitPay vs BTCPay, and we repored on six halving scenarios and three halving narratives.
And now – the best jokes of the week!
Hello, CT, my old friend. I’ve come to see how you’re doing again.
CT in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/IU3SC03PD0
— The Crypto Monk
(@thecryptomonk) April 27, 2020
Let’s take a stroll through history.
Zoom into the recent period, please.
Lockhart (@BrianLockhart) May 7, 2020
Now, how about last week?
— OKEx (@OKEx) May 4, 2020
‘This is a candle. It’s different from an actual candle. Who knew? Nobody knew!’
— SalsaTekila (@SalsaTekila) May 6, 2020
While we’re at candles…
Sweater I found in one of our r/projectcars … and i understand thanks to this sub. from r/CryptoCurrency
And while we’re at moons…
Bitcoin is going to zero for sure. The question is: how many zeroes?
— Matt Senter
(@MattSenter) May 4, 2020
But not yet!
Market’s green! How do you feel?
Schrodinger’s Bitcoin feelings anyone? from r/Bitcoin
An exclusive party.
— Nik (@nikcantmine) May 7, 2020
Odd one out.
Wonder what bears are doing now…
Bears cleaning the house?pic.twitter.com/tnxKZXIFGE
— Panama Crypto (@Panama_TJ) May 5, 2020
Some choices are difficult, others not so much.
— Matt Odell (@matt_odell) April 23, 2020
Let’s move to the upcoming big event! How do you feel about that?
My thoughts on the halvening pic.twitter.com/NC2PMQT2NU
— The Crypto Dog
(@TheCryptoDog) May 7, 2020
The halvation is coming! But, seriously, congrats on getting some BTC.
That’s a new one
— Ti Kawamoto
(@TiKawamoto) May 4, 2020
Also, for those unfamiliar with halvations, here’s an explanation.
Yep for each halving, every wallet loses half its balance (all goes to the fed as a tax).
— Matt Ward
(@CoinCornerMatt) May 5, 2020
He who asks receives – allegedly!
— Cryptofungus (@crypt0fungus) May 6, 2020
You see? Getting USD 2M is easy.
Make sure to wish your mum a happy mother’s day.
Happy Mother’s Day
And for the end, appropriately, a halvation song!
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